Taj Mahal

Ik biwi apnay khawind(Mian) say poochti hai ...

Biwi says: aap mujh say kitna pyaar kartay hein?

Khawind(Mian) says: jitna Shah Jahan apni Biwi Mumtaz say karta tha

Biwi says: jhoot na kahein ... Shah jahan nay toh apni biwi k liye Taj Mahal banaya tha ... aap nay kia banaya aaj tak huh .... (naraazgi say)

Khawind(Mian) says: mein nay toh kab say Plot khareed rakha tum hi dair kar rahi ho. :P