Newspaper

Yeh tum akhbaar say kon si khabar kaat rahay ho? ik dost nay doosray dost say poocha.

us dost nay kaha: akhbar mein khabar chappi hai k aik aadmi nay apni biwi ko sirf is baat pay talaaq day di k woh us ki pockets ki talaashi lia karti thi...

woh toh sahi magar tum is khabar ka kia karo gaye? dost nay dobara sawal kia.

dost nay jawab dia: apni pocket mein rakhoon ga