Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Engagement Ring
Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?
" "Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
" "Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
Mummy
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Smart Brain
A Pakistani walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan-officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $25,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's under ground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $25,000 and the interest, which comes to 15.41. The loan officer says," We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
25,000?".
The Pakistani replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks with additional security?"
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $25,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's under ground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $25,000 and the interest, which comes to 15.41. The loan officer says," We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
25,000?".
The Pakistani replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks with additional security?"
"He died last week."
A guy phones up his Boss, but picks up the bosses' wife instead:
"I'm sorry he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz . . " he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it.
"I'm sorry he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz . . " he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it.
A DIPLOMATIC KISS!!!!
General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai & Margaret Thatcher, are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound smooooch <<...OLE_Obj...>> and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
Both women and Gen Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed.
Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking:
These Indians are all crazy after Aishwarya. Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped.
Vajpayee is thinking:
Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she must have thought it was me and slapped my face.
Musharraf is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.!!!!!!!!
Both women and Gen Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed.
Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking:
These Indians are all crazy after Aishwarya. Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped.
Vajpayee is thinking:
Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she must have thought it was me and slapped my face.
Musharraf is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.!!!!!!!!
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband''s funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow''s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I''ve Reached
Date: 2nd June 2004
I know you''re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.
I''ve just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband''s funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow''s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I''ve Reached
Date: 2nd June 2004
I know you''re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.
I''ve just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
What do you want for your birthday?
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Modern Art
Sardar ji at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern Art?"
Art Dealer: "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"
Art Dealer: "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"
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